The Story of Thanksgiving, Part II

Part 5 of the Holiday Story Series Look, I was a bit rude when I started telling you the Story of Thanksgiving before. I probably said some things and used some language that I shouldn’t have, and I’m sorry. I don’t want to ruin anything, or be the bad seed at the party, so let’s […]

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Two Men Dying

“We only have six minutes until the oxygen runs out,” said Barry. “Six minutes?” said Don. “You mean six minutes until our lives are completely over?” “That’s right,” said Barry. “Well, maybe not six minutes on the dot, and we won’t die right away. Probably we’ll lose consciousness and then die.” “Still,” said Don, “that’s […]

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The Story of Thanksgiving

Part 4 of the Holiday Story Series Most people think there’s some kind of association of Thanksgiving with pioneers and stuff. Those people don’t know what they’re talking about, and you should probably tell them so. In fact, it would behoove you to go up to them at a party and say, “Carl, you don’t […]

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