You Know Joel
Therefore, love Joel.
Joel Died For Your Sins
Wait, I may be thinking of someone else. Still, it’s plausible.
Joel Is Better Than Not-Joel
Think of someone who is not Joel. Are they your best friend? No. Therefore, Joel is your best friend.
Joel Will Always Be There For You
But maybe not if you don’t seal the friend deal as soon as possible.
There are some who are Joel-like. But they are not Joel. Joel is the best reason to Joel.