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  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction

    The Story of Halloween

    Part 7 of The Holiday Story Series… Many years ago, the queendom of Hallow was diminishing in power. Every year it was brutally attacked by the nearby kingdom of Brussels, who was known for sending thousands of young warriors into…

    By Matthew Dean October 24, 2014
  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction,  Writing

    I Don’t Care What You Say, Sanrio, Hello Kitty is a Cat!

    A rant from a person on the Internet. Okay, look, man, full disclosure, I don’t know anything about Hello Kitty, but as far as I can tell, that thing is a cat. And then you’re telling me, some company I’ve…

    By Matthew Dean August 28, 2014
  • Flash Fiction,  Poetry,  Writing

    The Night Before Christmas* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were…

    By Matthew Dean November 25, 2013
  • Flash Fiction,  Writing

    The Story of Remembrance Day

    A lot of Canadians have misconceptions on what Remembrance Day really is. Some of our young people even refuse to wear the red poppy, saying that it’s associated with war. Instead, they wear a white poppy with the word “peace”…

    By Matthew Dean November 7, 2013
  • Flash Fiction,  Writing

    A Conversation With God* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You won’t get mad God: I promise Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do u mean? Me: Well, I woke…

    By Matthew Dean April 12, 2013
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