• Comedy,  Writing

    The Congressman

    The Congressman groaned, and slowly opened his eyes, blinking at the bright lights of the room.“What… what in the — ” “Ah, Congressman, you’re awake!” A man in a white coat suddenly appeared next to him. “Where… where am I?” The Congressman…

  • Web Development,  Writing

    Dangerous Punctuation

    Originally published on Figment on April 18, 2012, as a dramatization of this Github thread, in which Bootstrap opted not to use semi-colons in their JavaScript, which didn’t work in Douglas Crockford’s JSMin (and didn’t make Mr. Crockford very happy). Not using…

  • Writing

    Are You With the Right Partner?* (* NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    Original story discovered here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=656437111052603&set=a.560340610662254.23312430.554481657914816 And now, with more T-Rex… — During a seminar, a woman asked, “How do I know if I am with the right person?” The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to…

  • Poetry,  Writing

    Has Daddy Had His Coffee Today?

    It’s sunny outside! It’s time to play! But has daddy had his coffee today? The park is filled with fun, I bet! But has daddy had his coffee yet? Maybe we’ll find the funnest spot! But is coffee brewing in…