By my son, Duncan Once upon a time, Agent 3 was casually taking a walk in Splatsville, listening to Calamari Incantation 3MIX in his hero headphones. Suddenly, Agent 3 heard a loud rumbling noise. Just then, Mr. Griz crashed out from behind a building and started using killer whales and triple inkstrikes. Everyone was in […]

Since the 2016 election, I’ve thought a lot about the role of ethics in my industry. Specifically, I’ve thought about Twitter and Facebook, and how “well-meaning” nerds could build platforms where ethical considerations seem to consistently take a backseat. One of the things that’s so frustrating about ethical violations of corporations is that it seems […]

You Know Joel Therefore, love Joel. Joel Died For Your Sins Wait, I may be thinking of someone else. Still, it’s plausible. Joel Is Better Than Not-Joel Think of someone who is not Joel. Are they your best friend? No. Therefore, Joel is your best friend. Joel Will Always Be There For You But maybe […]

I wrote this take on Amazing Grace some time ago, and it’s still one of my favorite songs I’ve written. Lyrically, as Homer would say, it’s just beautifully sacrilicious. Tweet Email Related

It’s sunny outside! It’s time to play! But has daddy had his coffee today? The park is filled with fun, I bet! But has daddy had his coffee yet? Maybe we’ll find the funnest spot! But is coffee brewing in the pot? We could skip stones down the stream! But does daddy’s coffee yet have […]

Original story discovered here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=656437111052603&set=a.560340610662254.23312430.554481657914816 And now, with more T-Rex… — During a seminar, a woman asked, “How do I know if I am with the right person?” The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?” In all seriousness, she answered: […]

Do you remember your last holiday? When you and your Mommy travelled away? And Daddy stayed home, with much work to do, Even though he’d have liked to travel with you? Well, the night before you and your Mommy came home, Daddy was having an evening alone, Baking some muffins with apples and cream, And […]

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A lot of Canadians have misconceptions on what Remembrance Day really is. Some of our young people even refuse to wear the red poppy, saying that it’s associated with war. Instead, they wear a white poppy with the word “peace” on it. But their actions are seriously misinformed, and might, in fact, have the deadliest […]

I was interviewed recently by Matt Posner for the School of the Ages blog. Check it out! http://schooloftheages.webs.com/apps/blog/show/34609815-author-interview-awesomologist-matthew-dean Tweet Email Related