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    • Amazon Author Page
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  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction,  Writing

    The Frog and the Scorpion* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept…

    By Matthew Dean May 9, 2021
  • Comedy,  Writing

    The Congressman

    The Congressman groaned, and slowly opened his eyes, blinking at the bright lights of the room. “What… what in the — ” “Ah, Congressman, you’re awake!” A man in a white coat suddenly appeared next to him. “Where… where am I?” The…

    By Matthew Dean January 22, 2016
  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction

    The Story of Halloween

    Part 7 of The Holiday Story Series… Many years ago, the queendom of Hallow was diminishing in power. Every year it was brutally attacked by the nearby kingdom of Brussels, who was known for sending thousands of young warriors into…

    By Matthew Dean October 24, 2014
  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction,  Writing

    I Don’t Care What You Say, Sanrio, Hello Kitty is a Cat!

    A rant from a person on the Internet. Okay, look, man, full disclosure, I don’t know anything about Hello Kitty, but as far as I can tell, that thing is a cat. And then you’re telling me, some company I’ve…

    By Matthew Dean August 28, 2014
  • Comedy

    Punctuation is Powerful* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX!)

    By Matthew Dean August 23, 2014
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