A Day in Splatsville* (* NOW WITH MORE T-REX)
By Duncan Dean – based on A Day in Splatsville
Once upon a time, Agent 3 was casually taking a walk in Splatsville, listening to Calamari Incantation 3MIX in his hero headphones. Suddenly, Agent 3 heard a loud roaring noise. Just then, a T-rex crashed out from behind a building and started slashing buildings with its claws and chomping everything. Everyone was in chaos, but Agent 3 knew what to do. They quickly grabbed a weapon from Sheldon’s shop that had the Zipcaster special, used the Zipcaster to latch onto the T-rex, and started stuffing splat bombs into his ear.
“Roar!” said the T-rex. “Roar roarroar roar!”
Agent 3 jumped off when the Zipcaster expired and watched the T-rex explode. The T-rex got launched up into the air, but was still alive. When he landed, he was really badly injured and almost splatted. He used his tiny T-rex arms and slammed Agent 3 backwards. Agent 3 knew he couldn’t defeat the T-rex by himself, so he called up Agent 1, 2, 4, and The Captain. They all showed up in 0.2.3.5 seconds, and all had insane hero weapons and, with that, they completely destroyed the T-rex!!
As a side note: if you have not met a T-rex, this will make no sense to you. So meet one. I MEAN MEET ONE!
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