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  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction,  Writing

    The Frog and the Scorpion* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept…

    By Matthew Dean May 9, 2021
  • Comedy

    Punctuation is Powerful* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX!)

    By Matthew Dean August 23, 2014
  • Comedy,  Poetry

    Footprints* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to him…

    By Matthew Dean August 6, 2014
  • Writing

    Are You With the Right Partner?* (* NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    Original story discovered here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=656437111052603&set=a.560340610662254.23312430.554481657914816 And now, with more T-Rex… — During a seminar, a woman asked, “How do I know if I am with the right person?” The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to…

    By Matthew Dean December 19, 2013
  • Flash Fiction,  Poetry,  Writing

    The Night Before Christmas* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were…

    By Matthew Dean November 25, 2013
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