Why Your Best Friend Should Always Be Joel
You Know Joel Therefore, love Joel. Joel Died For Your Sins Wait, I may be thinking of someone else. Still, it’s plausible. Joel Is Better Than Not-Joel Think of someone who is not Joel. Are they your best friend? No.…
Amazing Grace
I wrote this take on Amazing Grace some time ago, and it’s still one of my favorite songs I’ve written. Lyrically, as Homer would say, it’s just beautifully sacrilicious. [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/44053819″ params=”auto_play=false&hide_related=false&visual=true” width=”100%” height=”450″ iframe=”true” /]
Are You With the Right Partner?* (* NOW WITH MORE T-REX)
Original story discovered here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=656437111052603&set=a.560340610662254.23312430.554481657914816 And now, with more T-Rex… — During a seminar, a woman asked, “How do I know if I am with the right person?” The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to…
Has Daddy Had His Coffee Today?
It’s sunny outside! It’s time to play! But has daddy had his coffee today? The park is filled with fun, I bet! But has daddy had his coffee yet? Maybe we’ll find the funnest spot! But is coffee brewing in…
The Night Before Christmas* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were…
