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The Story of Thanksgiving, Part II
Part 5 of the Holiday Story Series Look, I was a bit rude when I started telling you the Story of Thanksgiving before. I probably said some things and used some language that I shouldn’t have, and I’m sorry. I don’t want to ruin anything, or be the bad seed at the party, so let’s just put it behind us [...]
Two Men Dying
“We only have six minutes until the oxygen runs out,” said Barry. “Six minutes?” said Don. “You mean six minutes until our lives are completely over?” “That’s right,” said Barry. “Well, maybe not six minutes on the dot, and we won’t die right away. Probably we’ll lose consciousness and then die.” “Still,” said Don, “that’s a very short time before [...]
The Story of Thanksgiving
Part 4 of the Holiday Story Series Most people think there’s some kind of association of Thanksgiving with pioneers and stuff. Those people don’t know what they’re talking about, and you should probably tell them so. In fact, it would behoove you to go up to them at a party and say, “Carl, you don’t know what the fuck you’ve [...]
The Story of Easter
Part 3 of the Holiday Story Series The holiday of Easter is confusing to some, with it’s combination of the resurrection story and chocolate eggs and bunnies. These things seem to be completely separate. Or ARE they…
The Story of Valentine’s Day
Part 2 of the Holiday Story Series Many people believe that the origins of Valentine’s Day are a little hazy. There were several martyrs named Valentine, who were later declared to be saints. But the real story of Valentine’s Day has a different origin. An alien origin.
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