Pedometer
November 28, 2007
Today as I was standing in line at Starbucks,
About to order an eggnog latte.
A man in a motorized wheelchair
Came up behind me.
I realized I was wearing a pedometer
And I felt weird.
Matthew Dean
I'm a product designer, artist, humorist, and web developer. You can find me on Threads.
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