Poetry, Writing Pedometer November 28, 2007 Today as I was standing in line at Starbucks, About to order an eggnog latte. A man in a motorized wheelchair Came up behind me. I realized I was wearing a pedometer And I felt weird. Share Tweet Matthew Dean I'm a product designer, author, humorist, and web developer. You can find me on Twitter. Previous What Is Love? Newer The Story of Christmas You May Also Like Are You With the Right Partner?* (* NOW WITH MORE T-REX) December 19, 2013 The Story of Halloween October 24, 2014 A Day in Splatsville March 5, 2023