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A Day in Splatsville

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Comedy, Poetry

Footprints* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

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THERE IS NOTHING HERE

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  • Comedy,  Flash Fiction,  Writing

    I Don’t Care What You Say, Sanrio, Hello Kitty is a Cat!

    A rant from a person on the Internet. Okay, look, man, full disclosure, I don’t know anything about Hello Kitty, but as far as I can tell, that thing is a cat. And then you’re telling me, some company I’ve…

    By Matthew Dean August 28, 2014
  • Comedy

    Punctuation is Powerful* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX!)

    By Matthew Dean August 23, 2014
  • Comedy,  Poetry

    Footprints* (*NOW WITH MORE T-REX)

    One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to him…

    By Matthew Dean August 6, 2014
  • Web Development,  Writing

    Dangerous Punctuation

    Originally published on Figment on April 18, 2012, as a dramatization of this Github thread, in which Bootstrap opted not to use semi-colons in their JavaScript, which didn’t work in Douglas Crockford’s JSMin (and didn’t make Mr. Crockford very happy). Not using…

    By Matthew Dean May 1, 2014
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    Why Your Best Friend Should Always Be Joel

    You Know Joel Therefore, love Joel. Joel Died For Your Sins Wait, I may be thinking of someone else. Still, it’s plausible. Joel Is Better Than Not-Joel Think of someone who is not Joel. Are they your best friend? No.…

    By Matthew Dean March 22, 2014
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